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I can be you.

2011-11-14T05:41:00.000-08:00

Hi everybody! This is Alvin. It feels like forever since I've last blogged. And the last time I posted something decent in my blog was... July 23rd?!? Wtf. July 23rd. That was more than 3 months ago. Why did I abandon my blog for such a long time? Oh ok, I know why. Because I'm an idiot. HAHA JK, Alvin is the idiot, not me. But all of that wouldn't matter anymore because I (Alvin) have finally decided to update my blog with a new post. An awesome one, because I'm just that awesome. Actually, I think there is a legitimate reason as to why I hadn't updated for so long. SPM is going on at the moment and worst still, today, they just gave us the most fucked up BM paper on Earth. I say it's pretty fucked because it's contaminated by words like "CEPUMAS". I'll pay you a hundred bucks if you knew the meaning of that word without the help of Google, Twitter, Facebook, or your friends. That is I, Alvin See, will pay you. So remember to come and find me, I, Alvin See, for a hundred bucks if you can do that, so that I, Alvin See, can pay you the money you deserve for being such an unnecessary smartypants. Anyway, tomorrow's paper is English. I'm probably nervous about all those essay and shit. Thus, I will now continue my post with a list of bombastic words, such as, um... bye.

Oh, but before I go, here are some of the most adorable baby pictures of me (ME ME ME) to appease myself of my guilt for not updating for such a long time.

HA! HOW CAN YOU HATE ME NOW?

You're so predictable.

2011-07-23T06:23:00.000-07:00

Dear you,

Nothing to threaten me with? MUAHAHAHAHA

2011-07-23T05:47:00.000-07:00

Dear you, to get back your blog you gotta buy me Iphone first kay? :DDD

FEEL SO SO GOOD TO BE SPAMMING YOUR BLOG.

;)

2011-07-22T08:16:00.000-07:00

Heeeyy YOU!!

I'm sure now you can't log in to your blogger right? Hahahahahhaah :D :D. So not gonna give you your new password till you treat me way way better which is stop calling me ah boy instead of ah girl and stop calling me ah neh :P. Oh, you can consider this as revenge since you change my phone lock code and pin code before :)

It hurts to know.

2011-07-20T05:41:00.001-07:00

You don't need to ask me anymore. You don't even need to tell me. Your body language has already told me what he means to you. So please, stop asking me what's wrong.

2011-06-16T04:01:00.001-07:00

Dear you,

What I feel for you might just be temporary, but that doesn't mean it's not real. Sometimes, I really do think of a future with you. I know I'm young and you're probably just a phase but it still feels true. As I can remember, it's been two years already. Maybe two years from now I'll forget about you? I probably will. Or maybe I won't. Maybe two years, twenty years from now I'll still be madly in love with that girl I once went to school with.

Dear you,

For now, I love you.

Candy or Cash?

2010-09-27T05:44:00.001-07:00

Candy or Cash? Seems like pretty simple question, or is it?Yeap, that's right. Everyone chooses cash. It seems that cash brings around more joy than a simple slab of sweetened solid. And with joy, inevitably comes pain as well.Ask a child, Candy or Cash? We all know his answer will be candy. But why? Because a child is so innocent and he understands what true happiness is.

Anywayyyyy, school is fucking boring wei.EXCEPT FOR THE CHICKS LA.But seriously though, it's better to study at home la.Can't we all have like tuitions for every subject and not have school instead.Fucking stupid. Let's all run away to Indonesia and support the anti-Malaysia thingy then when they find out we're actually Malaysian, FUUUUHHHHHH CONFIRM DRAMA.

BTW fucking hate my school's canteen lady. Racist bitch.

Signing off, your mom.

Can't we all be fishes?

2010-09-13T06:10:00.000-07:00

You spend the first few years in your life thinking you'll get a break after school is over.No you don't.It just goes on and gets harder.This is a time to study and if you don't get enough education you're gonna end up living in a shithole with a assfaced boss and crappy salary.But think about it, after you leave school, you go to college or maybe start working.And it just gets worse from there.So to the parents, let us do whatever the hell we want now cause in a few years we'll be just like you guys.When friends don't seem so important anymore and hanging out just isn't as fun as it used to be.

So to all you teenagers who think your life is a shit load of crap think about what your parents have to go through.Bills,the car,the house,food,things they buy just to make you happy.It isn;t that fun for them as well.

But between all that pain and misery there's happiness,just the little things that make life a little better, a little more worth living.Think about that first crush you had and how you'd fantasize about having a family and spending your whole life with her, or the time you ended your UPSR and thought you were super big already.And when you get older you'll get little bundles of joy we call babies.

Be grateful, smile and never say never.Peace the fuck out.

Note to self : I sound so mature.

Racism

2010-08-28T02:42:00.000-07:00

Racism is really pissing me the fuck off.The thing is,we can all joke around laughing at people's race and all but we CANNOT ask them to get the hell out of the country.Back to the joking part, when in high school and like when the malays are puasa-ing we can mock them and stuff,people might say we're trying to sever ties but think about it la.When we make the jokes we usually laugh along INCLUDING the malays and all.That's way better than shutting the hell up and not talking at all right?But when you go in public in front of students and say Chinese are dogs?Indians are dogs?well fuck you and start thinking,which race is the one most resembling dogs?having to be fed by their owner without working.And who's the people working their butts off making money and overall making the country richer?Think about it.

We should question everything.The government says it's isolated and a misunderstanding.MISUNDERSTANDING?SHE SAID IT OUT LOUD WITH A FUCKING MICROPHONE DURING THE FUCKING ASSEMBLY.So if let's say, I STRESS THE WORDS LET'S SAY, a Chinese or Indian, let's say me,start going on stage during school assemblies and start yelling Malays are assholes and they aren't worth a shit,would that be a fucking misunderstanding?

Why isn't the government doing anything on this matter?Where's the ISA?What's the PM doing?Maybe he doesn't read the papers?Or go online?Or watch the news?Who knows?

1Malaysia?Oh wait, I get it.It means only 1 race in Malaysia.Hey that's enlightening.I wonder how Singapore would deal with something like this?

There's hope in Malaysians, there really is.Not every Malay is on that no-good-racist-lil-beyotch's side.Some have sense and know that we as Malaysians should come together and get her the hell out of the country.We might come from other countries,but we chose to settle down because we fell in love with this place.To the sensible people ROCK ON and to the people who are still standing on Mrs.Racist's side.YOU are the people who should get out.YOU are the people who are fucking up the country.YOU are the people who don't see the meaning in things and the people who are blind to the facts.

So start thinking and stop racing.Wrong word but WTH this isn't a dictionary.

Something for Someone dumb

2010-06-15T01:23:00.000-07:00

You are great, special in your own way.

Though people around you may not like you much,

You still are yourself.

I thought of telling you what others feeel about you,
but wouldnt you yourself know already ?
So why bother hurting you again ?

I respect you in your way.
and i like you in your way. :)

I cant believe I'm actually helping you to blog when i dont even bother to update my own blog.
Only you know who i am who is blogging, Not your readers.
and i hope it will remain so.

I may not be great, pretty, or hot.
But I can be your friend. *if you dont want, then too bad lah*

Hmmm, I'm currently in love I thk.
I had found a guy who is better than the other one.
but, things are still messed up.
I hope things will go on well..

Life goes on doesnt it ?

Just smile, open your eyes, love, and go on.

May god bless you for who you are.
Be proud of what you are.
Though it may rain somewhere in your heart as times,
though you may not know what to do at times,
Just rmb, i'm always here, for you.
I may be far, but always close at heart. :)
Live your life well and smile always crazy kid ! :))

Signing off,
Someone trustable who loves you the way you are, always ! :)

Konda-kondi

2010-04-25T05:49:00.001-07:00

this blog is dead ppl!!go suck on someone else's blog!!

Dream ppl DREAM!

Fun Ends Tomorrow

2010-01-03T01:52:00.000-08:00

School HERE I COME!!!!!!

Didn't realise de holidays were ald DIS close 2 ending!!!!school's startin 2moro!!!1 n de half months over just lik dat?!?!I don't wanna go back 2 dat place!!!Well at least I'll get 2 see my frens again.I hope i get into a class wif a REALLY REALLY REALLY HOT exchange student.

And wat de hell's wif de pillow fightin crap in fb?its nt even fun!!!all u do is click on de hit button n dey lose if dey dun reply in 2 days.DATS ANNOYIN!!who cares if i lose in 2 days my brains wil stil be intact unlike urs.

OK back 2 de main topic

TOMORROW!!!!I wonder wat form 4 life will be like.I cant believe it!!Form 1 we were laughin lik mad n nw we're f4?!?!Wif 7 A's i can enter any class i want n i hope i dun get into a class full of nerds.DAT WOULD SUCK

I hate...

People who "like" their own status updates on fb

People who act as if dey would die 4 their societies

PILLOW FIGHTS!!!

Great now im pissed off thinkin of all those crappy things.

2nd day of 2010 is coming

2010-01-01T07:52:00.000-08:00

The first day of new year,

Internet was buzzing with wishes of luck n happiness,

handphones ringing off de hook, tv specials filled de screen.

The 2nd day,

Does everyone even realise we're in 2010?the first day reminded all wat a special day it was...but the second day,a mere blip in de passage of time,nothing but just a normal continuum of time and space.

A new year a new beginning

To all who believe this quote is true , i must tel u not 2 be naive.Nothing wil change besides the simple and meaningless change of a calendar.If your heart is broken,it stays broken.A new year changes nothing.

Let's not be pessimistic,

Well after all dat emo crap, i do have to admit it is a chance for us 2 start anew."2010 was de year he/she changed so much!!!!" could be wat ur friends might be saying when de time comes for another change of calendar.

All in all, the new year does bring some joy in all of us that only such a day could draw out.

Happy New Year!!!!